Warning: some language, censored nudity, 50+ jpgs
Previously in the Wischnia legacy Suzie died. WHYYYY!? D: Oh, and Jett left for college.
We start this update with the very neglected purple kid.
Indigo would like you to know that pool is not as easy as it may look.
Look at my pretty boys! I love my default replacement uniforms so freaking much.
Being in the middle of a Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles marathon, I can't help but feel uneasy about a tin man being Education Minister.
Clem: So, Ani. What will it be? Zombies? Robots?
Ani: Can't I just write about the Spring like the teacher sai-
Clem: ZOMBIES OR ROBOTS, CHILD?
Ani: I uh... zombie robots?
Clem: Good girl.
And now, for something completely unprecedented in this legacy... *drumroll*
Ahem. Got a little too excited for a second there.
But my excitement would not last long:
GO AWAY. SRSLY.
Grim: Time to go, Clem.
Clem: Butbut... I was just getting Ani interested in world domination *pouts*
Grim: Okay, how about...
Grey: Hey, Grams!
Grim: How about you take this cocktail and I take you to see the Missus?
Grey: Who's your friend? Such a beautiful day, isn't it? :D
Clem: Suzie's there? SWEET :DD *dies happy*
No. NO. Come back, Clem! Take the children instead!!
Grey: Heee even Indigo's more loved than Jett.
Jett: FUCK YOU.
I hate this game. Can I have TS1 back with its lovely eternal youth? No?
Grey: *stops eating* OH MY, THIS WAS SO UNEXPECTED, WAAAH.
You were there, weirdo. And you didn't even offer to go in her place.
Ani: Zombies, Grandma! I choose zombies! *sobs*
(Holy dark wallpaper, Batman!)
Well, at least this time people are affected. But not for long:
Ani: WHEEEE June is Pride month!
This family just *had* to have rainbow-themed toys.
As you can see, Grey's feelings towards Jett are still going strong. Even if Jett doesn't live at home anymore.
Coordinated twin dating FTW!
Grey and Lucy are full of cute.
Believe it or not, Jackie rolled the want to give someone a present. I think her mothers dieing may have affected her.
Kevin and Indigo are adorable.
Oh, also, I'm pretty sure I forgot to mention this when they grew up, but Grey rolled Knowledge and Indigo rolled Family. I fail at being informative.
Oh, Jackie, first woohoo? Who are you trying to fool?
OH, I SEE.
Proof that Clem and Suzie have reincarnated in Grey and Indigo, respectively.
Again with the motherly stuff. Jackie's worrying me.
In his unending quest to find something the kids will like more than Mini Me, Mangus earns himself a golden badge.
Oh, Indigo. You're so fabulous.
And that's when I realized the twins only had 10 more days as teens, so...
It's time for college!
Also, because I'm clearly insane, I decided to get Jackie a home business.
The veggie stuff was promptly deleted, because these people suck at gardening anyway. It's now a toy shop.
Ani, just to be different, chooses a non-hideous outfit for her transition. I'm mildly disappointed.
But she quickly makes up for it by being adorable AND making awesome faces. *pinches cheeks*
She rolled Fortune (variety, YES) with the LTW to reach the top of the Adventurer career. I see Tomb Raider outfits in her future. I like what I see.
It looks so lonely with only three Wischnias in there :(
This is just to show that Jackie has not lost her mojo.
Four out of four Wischnia girls are lesbians. I love it.
I think I may just turn this into a lesbionic legacy, but with my luck all the girls will be straight from now on. Thoughts? I'm open to suggestions.
"Fixing the trash compactor" is the new "dropping your soap".
Ani just flew past all the bases and went straight (oh, the pun. It kills me.) for the home run. So no pretty first kiss animation for her.
And then, I called over Kate and Will for...
TRIPLET BIRTHDAY TIME!! (Why yes, Will is now a plantsim.)
Jackie's outfit is far too embarrassing for her to look at you.
Carmen (whom I teleported into the lot to age her into an elder as I did with all of Jackie's other girlfriends and ran into Jackie's arms before I had time to fix her age) apparently agrees.
And so does Mangus, in what may just be the most inappropriate moment in Wischnia history.
Elder!Jackie makes Streaker!Jill's heart go a-flutter...
...in her pants.
Oh, Ani. The class! The elegance! I am not worthy.
More uniform love!
And this all happened in roughly four hours. Ani got the awesome gene, I'd say.
Also, is it just me, or does "OK" sound terribly underwhelming in these situations? When my sim gets to the top of their career on the first day, I want a chance-card option that says "HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!1!!!eleventy!", not "OK".
Because you can't be good at everything in life.
Pool: it's srs bsns.
And that night...
...it's college time!
And with that, we leave the Wischnias for now!
Will Jett and Grey forget their differences with young adulthood? Will Indigo keep being adorable? Will Ani keep being good at (mostly) everything? Will I regret my plans to start them in college in different years so they're not the same age (making Uni time a total of six years)?
We'll find out in the next update!
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Current Music: Uh Huh Her - Not A Love Song