Warning: Some language, 58 jpgs
Previously on the Wischnia legacy Jackie gave birth to the very cute and very blue Ani, Suzie did nothing worth mentioning, Clem continued to put world domination ideas in her grandchildren's heads, Jett and Grey became mortal enemies, Mangus tried to protect Mini Me from the Wischnia children, and Indigo was ignored by everyone.
We start this update on a happy note, with Mangus getting promoted. And with that promotion came something I've been wanting for a while...
The Bookcase of Awesome! I knew getting a servo was a good idea.
As a teen, Jett is very close to his cousin Nicolas (Kate's son). I'm sure goody-goody Kate will not appreciate Jett influencing her son to break curfew.
Jett is also, as every Wischnia before him, all about the ladies. Seriously, people, can someone please like a boy some time? Just for variety's sake.
Jackie: Hit me with your best shot! C'mon, hit me with your best sh-HOLY SHIT D:
I was watching Jackie play, when she suddenly pulled that OHSHIT face on me. So I looked around to see what was happening and...
Suzie: A magic land with rainbows and unicorns? Sweet!
Grey: YES. I'm the one loved grandchild.
Jett: I WILL KILL YOU DEAD.
Anyway, on with the show:
He was the only one who was affected by Suzie's death. Well, I was too, but I don't count.
Suzie Wischnia, you gave me triplets on the first generation. I would hate you if you hadn't also been almost creepily adorable, always up to be picked on for your children's amusement, happy to deal with Clem and her issues till death did you part, crafty enough to give me Mangus and genetically gifted enough to spawn the awesomeness that is Jackie. You will be missed.
But life moves on (especially in this family of ungrateful non-grievers).
And Jett gets his first job in hopes of fulfilling Clem's want for him to be an overachiever.
Clem: Did you know standing on two feet freeing the hands was one of the events that made human evolution possible by allowing them to make utensils and use fire?
Clem: Now that you've acquired the necessary skills for bipedalism, you can use your hands for evil! You can create a zombie army! Or a vampire army! Or an even better army that you'll craft using your now-freed chubby little hands!
Ani: *snores some more*
But Ani is not interested in using her hands for evil armies.
She's more of a "kill them with cuteness" kind of girl.
This is just to show that Jackie has earned the cool guitar at last.
Traffic jam at the Wischnia's: Carpool, gardener truck, repairman truck and maid van, all at once.
Well, Jackie would never play nice, would she?
Aaannd Jacqueline Wischnia shows her awesomeness once again!
Grey: New toy? YES. I shall make an army of evil bricks.
Mangus: No! You got Mini Me, and you're taking Sir Bricks-A-Lot too? IS NOTHING SACRED!?
Ani: My hands are still free! SCORE!
Someone got the easily excited genes from Suzie.
Just in case Ani's cuteness made you forget about Jett, he'd like to remind you that he is still the awesomest of them all.
Ani: star, star, star... this is boring. Star, star, st-hey! That lady up there kinda looks like me! Why is she waving? Do I know you, lady?
Jett: At last, a sibling I do not hate! *hugs*
Ani: No touching! NO TOUCHING! Have you ever heard of personal space? GOSH! Go hug Indigo, he's into that!
Jett: Indigo who?
Whoever Ani got the personal space issues from, it was definitely not Jackie.
Jett: So, Valerie... you make me happier than seeing Grey's ghost crying over someone kicking his grave. Just sayin'
Aww, young love!
With all the excitement, I pretty much forgot all about the twins' birthday. Notice the very subtle and tasteful sign pointing to the sparkles, just in case you couldn't see them.
Grey: GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONLY NON-GEEKY TRANSITIONER IN THE FAMILY!!
Jett: A pox on you!
Grey is a proud member of the Who Would Have Thought He'd Turn Out So Cute? Club.
And Indigo is utterly adorable.
And if Ani stole their thunder on their kid birthday by being born, it is now Jackie stealing it by...
Becoming a half-alien romance-aspiring rock god for real this time you guys!!!!
She's that kind of rock god, by the way.
Not even matching kissy-kissy PJs can make these two get along.
Jett won. I'm not too surprised.
Grey: I WANT REVENGE, FUCKER! *attacks*
Indigo: ohmyohmyohmy someone's gonna get hurt.
Jackie: I hope Jett kicks my other son's ass.
Jett: Look, Ma! I made you a present!
Jackie: *is proud*
Definitely Jackie's son, this one.
Someone must have told Ani cute pouts are good for being made heir.
Mangus: Victory shall be mine this time! You'll keep the children entertained forever, Mr. Snowman. Away from my pretties!
Someone should tell Mangus about Summertime.
Yes, all of them!
And, because I was going a bit crazy with all those sims running around, I decided it was time for...
Moving to college! Only Jett for now, the rest will leave when they have 10 days left of teenhood, just like Jett.
Clown: *is creepy*
Ani: My, oh my! I would clutch my pearls if I was old enough to wear them!
Glitched lot + non-opening mailbox = repoman D:
Ani is blissfully unaware of that, though.
What, a Wischnia? Liking a girl? I can't believe my eyes!
Grey is not only unoriginal in his sexual preferences, but also incompetent in the kitchen.
Why yes, Jackie paints her own portrait. Rock Gods can be egotistical if they want to, okay?
Faced with the truths about summertime and melting snowmen, Mangus promptly goes batshit crazy on us.
And Jackie gets out of bed to help him regain what's left of his dignity.
And with that, we leave the Wischnias for now!
Will I ever get over Suzie dieing? Will someone ever like a boy in this legacy? Will Mangus finally come up with a good plan to help Mini Me? Will Jackie ever stop being awesome? Will Clem go back to being entertaining so I'll take pics of her? Will Indigo ever do something interesting? Will Grey keep it fun now that Jett isn't home? Will Ani keep getting cuter and cuter?
Find out in the next update :D
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